My Sister Licks Cats

alfie949:

GRRM SAYS:

“My characters are my children, I have been heard to say. I don’t want people making off with them, thank you. Even people who say they love my children. I’m sure that’s true, I don’t doubt the sincerity of the affection, but still… “

YOUR CHILDREN, GEORGE? THESE ARE YOUR CHILDREN? AND YOU KILLED NED AND CAT AND ROBB? YOU CRIPPLED BRAN? YOU LEFT THEON AND JEYNE WITH RAMSAY? YOU’VE MAIMED AND MENTALLY TORTURED TYRION? YOU’VE TURNED ARYA INTO A SERIAL KILLER? YOU’RE PLANNING GOD KNOWS WHAT WITH SANSA?

AND YOU CALL THEM YOUR CHILDREN?

Guys, fanfiction is the new child protective services, we’re taking these kids away right now.

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